You might  notice the last hash Trash was written in 2014.  That was a long time ago. Romancing the Bone's time is sometimes spent doing things other than hashing and doesn't have much time for writing trashes like she used to. So, YOU SHOULD WRITE THE FUCKING HASH TRASH. You don't even have to be good at words or anything, most hashers are illiterate anyway. Just email it to us and we'll post it for you. You're welcome!